Wacky Baccy Jacqui!

Well, even though I'm off to Portugal the day after tomorrow, still have to put in a day's work, iron my clothes, clean my crib and pack my stuff, I've decided to get something off my chest... And I'm just going to get right down to the point. Jacqui Smith. Let me first introduce you to David Davis, formally the Shadow Home Secretary (this is essentially someone who points out how the Normal Home Secretary fucks the country up!), quoting Wikipedia: "In the role of Shadow Home Secretary, he successfully gained the 'scalp' of the then Immigration Minister Beverley Hughes who was forced to resign in the wake of allegations that checks on Eastern European migrants had been waived, and for misleading the House of Commons. Davis was praised for his role in holding her to account at that time." Davis also pointed out the flaws to the ID cards Labour plan to introduce, citing spiralling costs and libertarian issues... Adding to this, in regard to his policing stance, I believe Davis genuinely imagined a safer Britain, and if given the chance, could draw the line between human rights and judicial punishment in such a manner as to discourage youths from entering into a life of crime. Davis comes from a poor upbringing, and reflects a determined character who is persistent in achieving his goals. "On 12 June 2008, Davis resigned from the Shadow Cabinet and announced his resignation as an MP, in order to force a by-election, and cause a wider debate on the single issue of erosion of civil liberties." Publicity stunt or not, he's the closest thing to a political hero Britain has! Now, lets meet Jacqui, an Oxford gal who said herself that she wouldn't feel safe on London's streets, six months after being appointed Home Secretary, a statement compounded by her suggestion that walking on streets at night wasn't "a thing that people do"! She also decided to reveal that she smoked cannabis in the 80's, adding it had "given her the experiences to understand that she wants crime tackled"... Then of course we have the lost data... On the 21st of November 2007 we managed to lose computer disks containing confidential details of 25 million child benefit recipients, including bank details, then in January the MOD lost data relating to people who had expressed an interest in, or joined, the Royal Navy, Royal Marines and the RAF, and more recently, a 'private contractor' managed to loose a data stick containing the information of thousands of criminals, and even though nobody really cares, what the hell Is Jacqui Smith doing? She's had three goes at not losing shit now! Is she still getting high? Or is she spending all her time contemplating the pros and cons of giving security guards policing privileges, (lots of ex-cons themselves) and creating booklets to give to parents which reveal the tell tale signs of whether or not their kid is in a gang! Well how about this one: If he stays out past 12:00, says things like 'west side massive', sells drugs, wears the same colours everyday and packs a gun - he's probably in a gang! Sorry sweetheart! How the hell does someone like Jacqui get away with targeting the problem at the bud, when Labour have been saying it needs to be targeted at the root for years anyway? The parents probably don't care, what good is a handbook going to do? If they did care, they wouldn't have let them get into that position in the first place, and if they did care and still, somehow, let them get into that position, what the fuck does Wacky Baccy Jacqui expect the parents to do about it? Smack their bottom and tell them it's naughty to sell drugs to school children, or report them to the police? Which is really, almost laughable, and will ultimately do more harm than good, because people don't get arrested anymore in this country, they get told off! (and if they do get arrested, they are essentially confined to house arrest in Butlins! There's non of that don't drop the soap crap in England, everyone is too busy playing PS3 or shooting pool to care who drops what!) It frightens me to think that this chick is responsible for the MI5, sorry James. I get a feeling she just sits round, coming up with lame arse excuses to try and justify her position, whislt waiting to take over from Gordon Brown.